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[Tobuscus]
Look at little Tim Tim, sleeping so soundly
WAKE UP TIMMY, WHAT IF THERE'S A MONSTER?!
Don't be scared, Timmy, or he'll eat you
Monsters smell fear
Lucky for you
I got a
SAFETY TORCH!
Put it on your porch, make a
SAFETY PORCH!
Put it in the hallway
SAFETY TORCH!
Scare the monsters away
SAFETY TORCH!
That'll be 50 bucks
[Tim Tim]
But my house is on fire
[Tobuscus]
Shh...
Tim Tim, things are looking grim, grim
But lucky for you, you
I have come with a solution!
It's your lucky day!
SAFETY WATER!
Put it in a bucket
SAFETY WATER!
Pour it on the fire!
SAFETY WATER!
Maybe make a bubble bath
SAFETY WATER!
First one's on the house
[Tim Tim]
Ha, ha, ha. I see what you did there. First one's on the house
[Tobuscus]
Ha, ha, ha, yeah. Just the first one though, but it took quite a few, so those...
[Tim Tim]
What?
[Tobuscus]
Plus all the safety torches...
[Tim Tim]
No!
[Tobuscus]
That’s like... probably... let's just call it, like, 500 bucks
[Tim Tim]
I don't have 500 bucks!
[Tobuscus]
Oh, that's fine! I'll bill your parents
[Tim Tim]
NO!
[Tobuscus]
Thanks for your time, go on back to sleep. Have a good night
[Tim Tim]
My parents are gonna kill me
